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Poem 3050

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Across the universe

Anonymous Thomas

No one exists.
You are the only human, and
everyone else is an android
with artificial intelligence.
It's all a plot-a movie, a t.v
show enjoyed by aliens all across the universe.
No one exists.
You are like Harry Potter
or some other great person.
Your life is filmed and designed precisely to make you
miserable. And though you are
miserable, we aliens enjoy the
funny misunderstandings you get in.
Though you cry alone at night
in your room, please look up
at the stars and know that there is laughter going on across the universe.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50