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Poem 778

Very Bad Archive

Aardvark Shart

Turner Crotchkey

I seen an aardvark
even though it were dark

in the park
in Noah's Ark

oh shit, there goes a shart

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14