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A quantum leap is really rather small

Norma Con

Leap, Leap, little electron.

You have so much potential!
Mighty!
tiny!
why do they think you negative?

Wells so deep, you chance a peak,and yet none is lost til you descend.

We think you small, but a closer look must upend, the belief we thought we must suspend.

Life is you. REJOICE!

Your wavefunction is normslised...

Norma Con has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Norma's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Norma's latest works:

The glasgow ice cream wars

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:47

Something phallic

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:45

A poem!

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:24