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A proposal

Crazy Elf

Hey there, I run a poetry slam down here in Melbourne Australia once a month. Most of it ends up on youtube, but I'm thinking that we could probably expand the field somewhat. If you like, I'm more than happy to send you guys the link to the poem that scored the lowest for the evening. That way, not only are you getting written submissions, you're also getting examples of bloody horrible performance poetry, too.

You can see some of the poems here:

http://www.youtube.com/babbleslam

Do let me know.

Crazy Elf has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Crazy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Crazy's latest works:

A proposal

Submitted Mar 27th 2009, 05:41