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A horrible, horrible poem

Alex Cannella

This is a horrible, horrible poem,
A poem almost as bad as brussel sprouts
Frozen into a brick of ice,
A poem that has no rhyme,
But somehow manages to have a little bit of meter,
But only from time to time,
But the fact is, even if this is a horrible, horrible poem,
It's my poem,
So if you bring up how horrible it is,
I will stubbornly insist it's a work of art,
And demand you build me a throne,
For all your insolence,
So start building,
For this is a totally awesome poem.

Alex Cannella has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alex's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alex's latest works:

A horrible, horrible poem

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 05:56