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A fly

Mello Jello

That stupid thing!
If it buzzes
around my head one more time,
I'm gonna shoot it with
A Grenade Launcher

Mello Jello has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mello's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mello's latest works:

College

Submitted Feb 22nd 2010, 16:54

A fly

Submitted Feb 22nd 2010, 16:51