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A clue

Anonymous Thomas

Led Zeppelin is awesome.
Led Zeppelin is
Del Nile Pez backwards.
In spanish, it means
"from the nile fish"
Nile as in the Nile River.
This is a clue to find out why I can't get a job in this tough economic time.
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I found a clue, but maybe I should get a clue.


P.S This poem is dedicated with anger and bitterness to Glenn Beck, who agrees entirely with the poem above.


Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

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Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

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Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50