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A Strange Day

Michael Michaels

A Strange Day

Till the cows come home and we all spew

And so we call it all a day ...

And turn real blue

So here I sit, without a chair.

codfish smell bad on market day

he was amazed at the length of her beautiful black hair

Bleep the burly cow.

We drank away the best part of the day

but it doesn't bring us any closer to the violent bow

vicariously asleep and tired with time

But the baying was many miles away,

and i waste your valuable time.

A strange day

can lap at the toes of the mighty and wise,

The answer is simple: use pre-fired clay.

You can soar as the sun will rise

Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04