Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 152

Very Bad Archive

A Seriously Good Poem

Honey I's Home

A seriously good poem
is full of fitness.
Where words can feel buff
and never run
out of breath ever.
Never.
Ever.
So I heard.
And I have heard.

A seriously bad poem
is way out of shape,
that wheezes and sobs
and bends over with cramps
that really hurt. And
sometimes throw up.
So I heard.
And I have heard.

Oh yes I have
Up close and personal-like.

Honey I's Home has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Honey I's's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Honey I's's latest works:

Sad Reviews

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:30

Happy F'n Birthday

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:05

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th 2008, 08:29