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Poem 107

Very Bad Archive

A Poem My Dog Wrote

Michael Reed

Howl howl howl ruff howl,
bark bark bark;
Growl growl growl ruff growl,
bark bark bark.

Whimper whine whimper...
whine whimper whine...
bow wow, bow wow, bow wow!

Howl howl howl ruff howl,
bark bark bark;
Growl growl growl ruff growl,
bark...
bark...
bark.

Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32