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A Man with a Plan

Cole Malone

There was a man,
Who had a plan.
He was going to Japan,
With a layover in Iran,
And in Japan
He was going to drive a sedan
And make the color cyan.
Oh, and he wasn’t a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Cole Malone has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cole's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cole's latest works:

Mr. Mouse

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:14

A Man with a Plan

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:08

I am sky.

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:05