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A Malicious and Unprovoked Attack

Bobby Bretz

The other day,
A bookstore,,
Wherein upon I did stumble,,,
A tome of an anthology,,,,
Of prized prose and verse,,,,,
By the Famous Robert Hawkins.

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Just kidding.

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note;

wait, what?

Bobby Bretz has published another poem since joining on 6/11/08. Read more of Bobby's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bobby's latest works:

A Malicious and Unprovoked Attack

Submitted Jul 23rd 2009, 18:40

This Patrol Base Sucks

Submitted Nov 6th 2008, 21:13