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Poem 715

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A Loxogononsphericall Dance in Form

Craig Leaf

I

of your body distill
waves
of definite article, followed by a contraction consisting of indicative noun, followed by a preposition, by a transitive verb in the present auxiliary verb in the present an indefinite article, followed by a love
less well

so in the present I, an indefinite pronoun, followed by adverb, followed by a sound
to encircle
the common noun, followed selves by followed we comma, a followed by a comma,
followed by a comma, followed by a contraction layering, lettering, of molting
felting
to moment



and all movement apparently
only the present-present indicative, followed by an intransitive verb in the stretch
bounce
of definite article, followed by an adjective, followed by the gravity
of entropy
followed by an order


discard this sheet of paper

II
paper paper paper
pair
contact with
any member of splash
to spill
of number



number 2
all emotions directly invoked of possessive nouns resounding to moments
previous to the present contingent



loveless might knot
distinguish between a common noun of possessive nouns beginning a weave
join to match
followed by an adjective, in the present contingent
upon your bodily conjunction, a personal definite article, to disarrange
to open
to mix
to smear
to rotate
to swirl
to lather
to 1
other than 3

of all articles, followed by gravity
of entropy
of
number of
numbered dichotomy of h in 02 (air)
to join
to match
to follow by a conjunct i on, followed by your extrapolation from
2 aspects of 12 upon which
you crumple
to shave
to tear
to fall
of number
of numbers apparently individual of follicle

adjectives
adverbs
areas
moments



to the present conjunction, followed by a preposition, a conjunction of position, followed by a adverb, followed by a personal pronoun, beginning preposition, followed by a period. open 2 quotation marks, indicative, by contraction of contradiction

III

to refer
to 1 at which
your bodily conjunction, followed by sensations
which you consider indefinite articles, followed by
number of
numbers of
numerous symmetry
of friction
to be experienced
by you, add a common noun, followed by a conjunction, store
to bend
capital letters followed by a loose proposition
of inquisition
to the letter, followed by a force
of mapping your bodily conjunction, of sensations
of an auxiliary verb in the present indicative, by an auxiliary verb in the auxiliary,
verb in the present italicized
any 1

an adjective, followed by a common noun, followed by preposition, followed by followed, a common noun, followed by a a present previous to
the present contingent
upon your bodily conjunction, by an intransitive verb in the present indicative, followed by a
number of
numbers involving
all criteria by consulting you consisting, of collection, 1 of stock
preposition, a present italicized words' disposition,
followed by your bodily distilled
of waves

IV

letter, to definite article, followed by a preposition support
to recollection consisting of indicative, followed by preposition, followed by a lose
to tighten
flood to dilute
join
spread
hook
to remove
recollection
present conjunction, followed by preposition
of a common noun, followed by an intentional bodily distilled
of waves
of definite article, followed by preposition, by an indicative, followed compliment


all of your one body laminate
adverbs arrange area occupied by love
to rotate to be member of type into page
in disposition 2

all

to swirl
to 1
other than 3

all aspects of the indicative, followed by an adjective, followed by your personal proposition
to letter, followed by a pronoun, followed by a force
of 1 mapping
of the characters of your text

V

columns
which with a contraction, followed by common nouns
personal possessive of particle, of sound

adverb , followed by an adverb sever
words direct moments
to present indicative, beginning capitalicized
by your body laminate
to bend
to 1 at which you might
distinguish between 2 conjunctions

personal bodily disposition 2

the present preposition
to moment participle, followed common noun beginning of 2

love,
type a moment capitalized

size of proposition flowed by weight of an objection,
to rotate
to dapple
to surface
percentage of your words disposition
percentage of
number of you crumple
(differ to criteria by an adverb in the preposition)
curve to flow
so in the present indicative, an indefinite dispositives
paper in
paper indicatives
particle, followed by a period. a recollective cohesive, followed by a systematical
entropy
of population
mark words if experienced
an experience of words
of beginning with a contraction, followed by your body disarranged
criteria, indicatives
smather
the present indicative, present indication, to symbols
any member of type
loveless might
all of you in
numbers of your body's continued inertia
of member in time
tension
of 2 capitalized
desperate common nouns whole
to heap
to flow
so in the pronoun, followed by a personal pronoun,

else we solve love, the possessive pronoun, followed transitive verb of (same)
to wrap 2 emotions, identical, possessive, electromagnetic ionization of mathematical entrapment of closed quotation marks to still the well of our recollection alphabetized of definite article compliment

10 and 9 and 9 and 10,
all emotions directly identical intent
of 2 emotions identical 2 distill
1 wave of definite article, followed by a period. open quotation marks, to spill

of sensations and of pleasant prepositions
of your considerations

Craig Leaf has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Craig's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Craig's latest works: