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A Love Poem

Dorothy M. Hubermann

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The smell of a Sharpie is wonderful.
What was I talking about again?

Dorothy M. Hubermann has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dorothy M.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dorothy M.'s latest works:

A Love Poem

Submitted Oct 14th 2010, 21:03

"Hey there, get any work done?"

Submitted Oct 8th 2010, 23:36

Francs and Fake Friendliness

Submitted Oct 8th 2010, 23:35