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A Limerick and Word Lesson

Ceejay Writer

There once was a man from Uranus
Who's profession was trimming cajanus.
When teased 'bout his birthplace
He'd reply with so much grace
"Why don't you go fly an elanus?"

(Hie thee to a dictionary, now!)

Ceejay Writer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ceejay's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ceejay's latest works:

ODE TO LADYBUGS

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:16

In Which We Find A Litter Of Bunnies In Our Coneflower Plants

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:15

A Bowl Of Friendship Soup

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:13