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A Limerick Written While Attempting Love Poetry

Eliaxs Yoenco

There once was a girl from Helsinki
Who would always chew on her pinky
Right down to the bone
And Oh! how she'd moan
"It tastes real bad and is stinky"

Eliaxs Yoenco has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Eliaxs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Eliaxs's latest works:

Submitted Nov 4th 2009, 10:56

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Shelby

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 23:12