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Poem 284

Very Bad Archive

A Letter hd9

Robert Hawkins

I took pen to hand to write my dear friend, Steve.
He could only say three words. "Keep um gumming" As you notice Steve forgot his teeth today.
In writting Steve this letter you can be assured he won't need toilet paper.
Not when he can use this letter.
But oh ho I treated the paper so he will get a ass rash too.

I could easily bring him to his knees.
But he might stay there.
Ask Honey its been awhile since shes been off her knees.
Thats when shes not talking to a tree.
rlh

note; what the Jean-Paul Sarte is going on in here?


Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35