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A Lamp-post
Noah Wez
Though functional, perpetuates the tyranny of the phallocracy.
It exalts the very tip.
Whence comes life, and therefore light.
So a lamppost is more honest than the gynocracy would say
For its gentle effusions give off even the light of day.
There are many ways to make a hot-dog;
The man at the cart uses his cart;
I do not have a cart, and substitute instead a bicycle.
This does not work very well;
There must be something more to it
Than simply two wheels and an appetite
For a delicious dog.
Noah Wez has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Noah's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Noah's latest works: