Very Bad Poetry

I'm a honky in a honky tonk,
A hockey-playing honk.
I look so much like a white boy,
I'm so honky I could honk.

I say "man" a lot because I think
That's the way that black folks talk.
They think I got honky-stink,
And my face looks like a hawk.

I'm just trying to have a good time,
Trying to get some honky traction.
Don't my homies in this place
Believe in affirmative action?

Maybe it's because I like the girls,
All brown sugar and hot.
Or maybe it is just because
My honky nose is dripping snot.

I like it here, I really do.
I'm not looking for a fight.
I'm just a honky in a honky tonk
Who walks with his butt real tight.

David LaPierre has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of David's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of David's latest works: