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A Hendecagon is a Polygon With How Many Sides?

Claudia Skipper

I don't know.
I don't HAVE all these answers.
All these answers you want from me.

I am a pretty practical girl.
Though it might not seem.

But one time a made something creative.
And I wondered who I've become.
A Hendecagon has 11 sides.

Claudia Skipper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Claudia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Claudia's latest works:

your tree

Submitted Jun 13th 2010, 08:23

well that makes sense

Submitted Jun 10th 2010, 22:48

the silver dove

Submitted Jun 10th 2010, 22:46