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A Football Playing King in Space

Jake Jabbles

A football playing king may
Be every
Child's
Dream from ages
Eight to
Four and maybe beyond
Guys and girls
Hope and hope but mostly
In vain
Just to be
King would be enough for me
Little ones can't be content
Mayors and stockbrockers are
Not what kids dream
Of being
Perhaps a football playing
Queen is we what we
Really need but
Sigh no more because
The worlds gonna end in 2012
Understandably you think I'm
Very
Weird thanks to this poem
X... Dammit sorry I let
You down but X and
Z are very difficult letters!

Jake Jabbles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jake's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jake's latest works:

John Lennon

Submitted Jun 10th 2010, 21:50

Love is like a rock

Submitted May 31st 2010, 15:12

A Football Playing King in Space

Submitted May 31st 2010, 15:10