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A Few Words On the Moment At the End of a Date During Which the Lady Wants a Kiss, But Her Escort Is Plagued With Bad Breath

Adam Huddleston

Merry laughing and intoxicated,
Halitosis, talihosis, salihotis
Shall she notice?

nervous nervous nervous

Good night - what, a kiss?
Ah, yes…ah, um…oh.
Yes, well…goodnight then.

Adam Huddleston has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Adam's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Adam's latest works: