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A Damn Good Poem

Elliot Lee

The only friend I ever had,
was a little confused you see,
An alien abducted him!
And sprayed toxic debris.
Who would have guessed it was worth arrest,
He told them he was framed
Thank God for frosted doughnuts, man!
So NOW look who's ashamed.

Elliot Lee has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Elliot's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Elliot's latest works:

A Damn Good Poem

Submitted Feb 12th 2009, 22:08