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A Clerihew for Beth

Mark Capps

Elizabeth Sump
had a nasty bump
on her head
caused by something made of lead.

Mark Capps has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mark's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mark's latest works:

The Sun May Soon Plunge

Submitted May 25th 2010, 17:22

Haiku: Geshundheit!

Submitted May 25th 2010, 11:22

Haiku: Geshundheit!

Submitted May 25th 2010, 11:21