Very Bad Archive
A Boy's Life
Edward Krayva
When Dennis was a young man,
he always skipped school
cause the nuns would all beat him, cause the nuns, they was cruel
he rode through the forest
with his mom on a mule
he said the Iliad was wrote by Homer and Jethro
and they called him a fool
a regular juvenile delinquent,
he broke all the rules
around his neck he wore a bucket to collect all his drool
to try and impress chicks
so they would think he was cool
he dumped off the diving board
in the Howard Johnson's pool
Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works: