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A Boy's Life

Edward Krayva

When Dennis was a young man,
he always skipped school

cause the nuns would all beat him, cause the nuns, they was cruel

he rode through the forest
with his mom on a mule

he said the Iliad was wrote by Homer and Jethro

and they called him a fool

a regular juvenile delinquent,
he broke all the rules

around his neck he wore a bucket to collect all his drool

to try and impress chicks
so they would think he was cool

he dumped off the diving board
in the Howard Johnson's pool

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29