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A Bowl Of Friendship Soup

Ceejay Writer

I want to fly away with you
In a shiny spoon-shaped ship
Off to a planet made of soup
Where we can swim and sip!

We'll loll about on a cracker shore,
Beneath the crouton moons
And gawk at creatures in broth galore
Made of noodles, singing tunes.

And when we've had our fun and fill
Of landscapes so enchanted
We'll come back home and never will
Take minestrone for granted.

Ceejay Writer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ceejay's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ceejay's latest works:

ODE TO LADYBUGS

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:16

In Which We Find A Litter Of Bunnies In Our Coneflower Plants

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:15

A Bowl Of Friendship Soup

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:13