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ANIMALS ARE SCARY

Noah Sawyer

Holy shit
There’s a mouse
Near where I sit

Foly huck
There’s a duck.
It doesn’t cluck.

Oh my jeez
There’s a cat
Don’t eat me, please.

Noah Sawyer has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Noah's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Noah's latest works:

ANIMALS ARE SCARY

Submitted Jan 6th 2011, 04:22