Very Bad Poetry

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Very Bad Archive

A.D.D. I A Mental Purging

Mad-Mike

Ramblety Pamblety
Spinning a spoof
Harbinger Bar-binger
Forlorn and aloof

Catch-as-catch-can
Saskatchewan
Hankity Pankity
Jessica Hahn

Higglety Pigglety
Running amok
Lufus O’Dufus
A jive and a schmuck

Publish the rubbish
Bemoan the dull rabble
Bemuse and refuse
Confound the damn babble

- Michael Mannon
Oct 24, 2007

Mad-Mike has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad-Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad-Mike's latest works:

Batch of Haikus No. 1

Submitted Nov 19th 2007, 05:19

When Alistair Ponce Came to Town

Submitted Oct 24th 2007, 13:33

A Thousand Channels of Nothing

Submitted Oct 24th 2007, 11:17