Very Bad Archive
ABC Song Sung by a pretentious hick who thinks he's the smartest, richest man on the planet who also gets a facelift
Ace Kale
I gotta tell ya folks,
I ain't got no learnin'
But I sure's got a tune for you.
Come on y'all!
Here we go do ro do!
A&uh B&uh C&uh D
E, F, G, H, I, J, K&uh
L&uh M&uh N&uh O&uh P,
Q,R,S, T, U, V
W, X&uh Y&uh Z
Nows I knows my A, B, Cs
Tinkerleedee!
Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works: