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90 years Old

Robert Hawkins

As I sit and ye sun is setting.
I consider why my dick won't come up.
As I sit here 90 years in the sunset.
With a broken dick in my hand(background chorus from Steve Wakeling, 1st Missippi regiment 1st grade volunteers.)
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bobby

note; wait for the note;
Wakeling god damn brats.
I Bobby took about 50% casulites last go round submission ratio. Humm fore me being a Texan and all you hears?
I fuckin scares dim. Bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51