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2012 : why the history channel still exists

Anonymous Thomas

2012 will come.
Eventually it will.
It's on my calender.
And calenders don't lie.
They only laugh in the dark
because they know that the
history channel lies.
Because no one cares about
history if there is no
conspiracy.
And the channel is flipped.
And the page on the calender
is flipped.
And time goes by without
an end.
Just like this poem.

Okay bye.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50