Very Bad Archive
2010 is crap, jews are better
Isaac Berger
I went to IC
Got lacerated by seatbelts
kicked some a at whirlyball
flushed soap down a toilet
twice
stuck my hand in once
stole hairdryers from seniors
because they pimp-slapped my ass
oliver jacobson took a shot at being my president
we had a new-year's-eve-eve dance
tried to have a 3-on-3 hookup
only brian was cheating on gabby
and jake took simone from me
and sarah left early
so i just sat
in my killah sweatpants
inscribed with the holy words
"hagalil has sex appeal"
then rebecca rejected my goodbye
i went home
and my life is boring again
Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works: