Poet Anthology
Mister Vacuum
A Short History
Since joining on 30/11/99, Mister has published 5 works. Coddle Me Not remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Vacuum led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Butterfly High Coo.
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