Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Bing Noggin

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Bing has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Bing's entry named Gupta Norris, but we straightened up when Bing delivered a new low in poetry with Dogs Plop, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Gupta Norris

Submitted May 21st 2008, 12:33

Dogs Plop

Submitted Jan 25th 2008, 12:37