Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Matthew Guariglia

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Matthew has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Matthew's entry named Sad Poem, but we straightened up when Matthew delivered a new low in poetry with Sean Barr Alphabetical To a Pretentious Poet, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Sad Poem

Submitted Dec 9th 2009, 20:11

Sean Barr Alphabetical To a Pretentious Poet

Submitted Dec 2nd 2009, 19:04