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Vendela Schiapisi

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Vendela has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Vendela's entry named My Shopping List, but we straightened up when Vendela delivered a new low in poetry with Haiku #1, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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My Shopping List

Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 10:29

Haiku #1

Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 10:16