Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Luke Davey

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Luke has published 3 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Luke's entry named celery, but we straightened up when Luke delivered a new low in poetry with Terry the tosser, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

celery

Submitted Nov 13th 2009, 06:54

Terry the tosser

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:29

meat feast

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:05