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Ugur Alp Yal

A Short History

Since joining on 26/3/09, Ugur Alp has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Ugur Alp's entry named Ticket not to Sit!, but we straightened up when Ugur Alp delivered a new low in poetry with No RoCky Is Bad!, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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Ticket not to Sit!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:42

No RoCky Is Bad!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:40