Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Turner Crotchkey

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Turner has published 52 works. Ed wins WW 2 remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Crotchkey led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Baboonic Plague.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00

In the toilet

Submitted Jun 8th 2009, 03:35

Baboonic Plague

Submitted May 8th 2009, 11:16

Nutria Diarrhea

Submitted Apr 7th 2009, 10:46

Asswipes

Submitted Apr 6th 2009, 03:36

Flashlight Lover

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 12:34

Stink Palm

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 08:00

David and Robert

Submitted Mar 24th 2009, 10:28

Robert Venereal Fungus

Submitted Mar 19th 2009, 10:37

Lumber Dump Fun

Submitted Mar 5th 2009, 11:04

Onion substitute

Submitted Mar 5th 2009, 10:33

Albert Newhouser

Submitted Mar 5th 2009, 10:23

Dover's Chowder

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 04:51

Choc Factory Dreamin'

Submitted Feb 6th 2009, 04:58

Desert Rat

Submitted Feb 6th 2009, 04:19

Warsaw Stomp

Submitted Jan 20th 2009, 07:24

Swinger

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 05:59

France

Submitted Dec 19th 2008, 06:40

Hand Toes

Submitted Dec 16th 2008, 05:05

Tapered Madness

Submitted Dec 15th 2008, 04:24

Fishin' in prison

Submitted Dec 5th 2008, 05:11

Hitler Testicle News

Submitted Nov 25th 2008, 05:35

Twat

Submitted Nov 18th 2008, 09:58

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd 2008, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th 2008, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th 2008, 10:14

Political Eggs

Submitted Sep 25th 2008, 10:43

Roger BeeBee

Submitted Sep 10th 2008, 05:34

Balsa Wood Rat

Submitted Aug 27th 2008, 11:36

Pine Street Bridge

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 04:07

Canalligator Mudslide

Submitted Aug 15th 2008, 09:31

Emetophilia Blues

Submitted Aug 12th 2008, 05:48

Teenage Coprophag

Submitted Aug 8th 2008, 10:16

Octaroon Love

Submitted Aug 6th 2008, 04:26

The Rover in the Cesspool

Submitted Jul 30th 2008, 06:49

Festering Oil Bonanza

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 03:44

Stone Image

Submitted Jul 9th 2008, 05:06

Amphicar Longing

Submitted Jul 8th 2008, 11:25

Newhowser Blues

Submitted Jul 8th 2008, 03:40

Family Photo

Submitted Jun 27th 2008, 06:49

The Owl

Submitted Jun 13th 2008, 05:14

Camping

Submitted Jun 10th 2008, 10:43

Anus Swoons

Submitted Jun 2nd 2008, 10:03

Aardvark Shart

Submitted May 27th 2008, 09:31

Workin' in the Cornmine

Submitted May 20th 2008, 07:12

Hey Mel

Submitted May 15th 2008, 10:53

Stench Clench

Submitted May 8th 2008, 05:14

Yeah like Peach

Submitted May 8th 2008, 05:03

Wild Bill Turned Out Normal

Submitted May 7th 2008, 03:58

What is Reality ?

Submitted May 5th 2008, 05:19

Submitted May 1st 2008, 06:14