Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Turner Crotchkey

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Turner has published 22 works. Pine Street Bridge remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Crotchkey led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Teenage Coprophag.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Pine Street Bridge

Submitted Aug 21st, 04:07

Canalligator Mudslide

Submitted Aug 15th, 09:31

Emetophilia Blues

Submitted Aug 12th, 05:48

Teenage Coprophag

Submitted Aug 8th, 10:16

Octaroon Love

Submitted Aug 6th, 04:26

The Rover in the Cesspool

Submitted Jul 30th, 06:49

Festering Oil Bonanza

Submitted Jul 25th, 03:44

Stone Image

Submitted Jul 9th, 05:06

Amphicar Longing

Submitted Jul 8th, 11:25

Newhowser Blues

Submitted Jul 8th, 03:40

Family Photo

Submitted Jun 27th, 06:49

The Owl

Submitted Jun 13th, 05:14

Camping

Submitted Jun 10th, 10:43

Anus Swoons

Submitted Jun 2nd, 10:03

Aardvark Shart

Submitted May 27th, 09:31

Workin' in the Cornmine

Submitted May 20th, 07:12

Hey Mel

Submitted May 15th, 10:53

Stench Clench

Submitted May 8th, 05:14

Yeah like Peach

Submitted May 8th, 05:03

Wild Bill Turned Out Normal

Submitted May 7th, 03:58

What is Reality ?

Submitted May 5th, 05:19

Submitted May 1st, 06:14