Very Bad Poetry

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Ace Kale

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ace has published 19 works. I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Kale led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading It's a Canker Sore So Rub Some Garlic On It!.