Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Heinz 57

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Heinz has published 11 works. Wuv remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa 57 led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading 1992.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Wuv

Submitted Aug 5th 2010, 03:38

Lucifer

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 17:03

Red Green Blue

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 17:02

1992

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 17:02

1992

Submitted May 19th 2010, 17:54

Put Your Glasses on NOW

Submitted May 15th 2010, 19:31

Poker Face

Submitted May 15th 2010, 19:31

Harmonies

Submitted May 15th 2010, 19:30

iTunes

Submitted May 15th 2010, 19:30

Harmonies

Submitted May 7th 2010, 03:09

Fireplace

Submitted May 7th 2010, 01:35