Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Samuel Vincent Boxleitner

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Samuel Vincent has published 7 works. Fat Ass remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Boxleitner led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading HR Snap n Snatch.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Fat Ass

Submitted Oct 19th 2010, 04:02

Egomaniac

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 19:04

Awareness

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 18:57

HR Snap n Snatch

Submitted Jul 1st 2010, 18:13

Forgot to pack it

Submitted Jul 1st 2010, 17:23

Presidential Erection

Submitted Jul 1st 2010, 16:10

The Copy Machine

Submitted Jul 1st 2010, 15:41