Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Steve Turner

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Steve has published 12 works. Easter Sunday remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Turner led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Befriending paradise.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Easter Sunday

Submitted Apr 1st 2011, 15:04

V from the IVth Stooge

Submitted Apr 1st 2011, 14:58

Bitchy dog

Submitted Apr 1st 2011, 14:53

Befriending paradise

Submitted Apr 1st 2011, 14:47

You're just a guy

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:34

Pissing off the uiverse

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:31

Old cigars

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:29

Summer nights

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:25

bad poetry

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:22

Amputation

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:20

A reply to the Void Entropy Society

Submitted Jan 15th 2011, 04:17

In the eye of the beholder

Submitted Jan 12th 2011, 14:42