Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Poet Anthology

Stephen Wakeling

A Short History

Since joining on 24/11/06, Stephen has published 14 works. Puppy Tree remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Wakeling led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Fun Committee.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Puppy Tree

Submitted May 4th 2007, 15:29

Ghostly-locks

Submitted Apr 20th 2007, 10:09

Something naked this way comes

Submitted Mar 30th 2007, 15:12

Fun Committee

Submitted Mar 30th 2007, 15:01

Teach a dog to shoot a gun

Submitted Feb 15th 2007, 16:37

No donuts at Costco

Submitted Feb 10th 2007, 22:23

Webly Fister

Submitted Dec 27th 2006, 15:56

A Pornicratic Nation

Submitted Dec 22nd 2006, 13:21

Foursome

Submitted Dec 21st 2006, 09:58

I forget that I forgot to look.

Submitted Dec 18th 2006, 19:54

Suicide Sux

Submitted Dec 3rd 2006, 12:03

Mrs. Butter

Submitted Nov 25th 2006, 20:51

Soft'a'Sound

Submitted Nov 25th 2006, 20:50

The Shaking Shack

Submitted Nov 25th 2006, 20:48