Very Bad Poetry

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Squikward Tentacles

A Short History

Since joining on 14/7/09, Squikward has published 2 works. The Very Bad Staff scoffed at Squikward's entry named lonely sad wrinkled pea, but we straightened up when Squikward delivered a new low in poetry with Death of a Cockroach, a fascinating and eloquently worded jaunt into the world of online gambling. This poet really sucks.

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lonely sad wrinkled pea

Submitted Aug 24th 2009, 23:29

Death of a Cockroach

Submitted Jul 14th 2009, 13:39