Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

smothers shirley

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, smothers has published 4 works. Deep Down Inside remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa shirley led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading A Child's Smile.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Deep Down Inside

Submitted May 17th 2011, 18:07

Short Curly Hair

Submitted Oct 24th 2010, 12:19

The Monkey

Submitted Aug 23rd 2010, 13:48

A Child's Smile

Submitted May 10th 2010, 12:50