Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Honey I's Home

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Honey I's has published 39 works. I Got Your Title Hangin' remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Home led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Gloomy Gus Honey.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th, 08:29

TerRiBIIity tOO, BABy

Submitted Mar 27th, 06:05

The Terribility Factor

Submitted Mar 27th, 05:47

Gloomy Gus Honey

Submitted Mar 17th, 13:54

Thus I Smoted Myself

Submitted Feb 10th, 17:35

Up with Chuck

Submitted Feb 10th, 17:14

What's That Love in the Air.

Submitted Jan 8th, 14:01

That is

Submitted Jan 8th, 13:51

O Wordsmithees

Submitted Jan 4th, 10:27

oogy-bay oogy-way

Submitted Jan 4th, 10:13

poop & whee

Submitted Jan 4th, 09:58

Fiber for a bad writer blockages.

Submitted Dec 17th 2007, 18:29

scoff scoff scoff

Submitted Nov 15th 2007, 05:38

Doodler's Manifesto

Submitted Oct 30th 2007, 10:01

Barely Concealed Fume

Submitted Oct 30th 2007, 09:42

no sweat no shit [sherlock

Submitted Oct 23rd 2007, 09:02

Kuriosity Kan Kill Honey

Submitted Sep 27th 2007, 07:11

That's Not Fair [rlh]

Submitted Sep 12th 2007, 07:13

Honey Don't

Submitted Sep 12th 2007, 06:57

Shifty Foot

Submitted Sep 12th 2007, 06:43

Comment::

Submitted Sep 6th 2007, 09:52

Blue Skies and Pettiscopes

Submitted Sep 5th 2007, 09:17

"Sigh", Sighs the Wind.

Submitted Sep 5th 2007, 09:11

Going For Broke

Submitted Aug 7th 2007, 06:21

ever nending boary

Submitted Aug 4th 2007, 22:53

Not To Far From Now

Submitted Jul 13th 2007, 09:54

A Seriously Good Poem

Submitted Jul 13th 2007, 09:43

Honey's Not Home Relatively Speaking

Submitted Jul 13th 2007, 09:20

a good glass cleaner

Submitted Jul 13th 2007, 09:07

So

Submitted Jul 11th 2007, 08:43

ok now

Submitted Jul 11th 2007, 08:19

Brown is the Nose of Poetry

Submitted Jul 2nd 2007, 07:51

Cry Baby Cryz Yo

Submitted Jul 2nd 2007, 07:44

Down With It [part 2]

Submitted Jun 14th 2007, 16:15

Aimless my ass

Submitted Jun 6th 2007, 08:27

Down With It

Submitted Jun 6th 2007, 08:19

Oh Doctor

Submitted Jun 6th 2007, 08:07

Brown

Submitted Jun 4th 2007, 10:02

Chatty Kathy

Submitted Jun 4th 2007, 09:57