Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Casey Putnam

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Casey has published 4 works. I Hate Schizophrenia remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Putnam led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Seesaw Poem.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

I Hate Schizophrenia

Submitted Oct 24th 2008, 20:46

Dead Worms

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 18:16

Vomiting Purple Snakes

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 18:14

The Seesaw Poem

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 18:09