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Poet Anthology
Robert Hawkins
A Short History
Since joining on 30/11/99, Robert
has published 309 works. Ask Yourself
remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like
to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa
Hawkins led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37.
However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading The Girl In The Beat Up BMW.
Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology
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