Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

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Poet Anthology

Ralph Ralpheus

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ralph has published a single work named Magical Badonkadonk Tinfoil. Celebrated world round, Magical Badonkadonk Tinfoil is a decidedly woody blend of humor and fantasy. We'll be looking for more from this poet soon, but we won't count on it since it seems like Ralph has gotten into a little legal trouble with the San Antonio Humane Society.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology